Lady Gaga:hello my little darling angels! you're all looking so cute tonight I could just tickle your bellies and eat you up! omg! you made your own clothes? that's so cute! sweet angels I love all of you so much!
Lady Gaga literally one second later:EVERYBODY STAND THE FUCK UP THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU ARE AT MY SHOW AND I WANT TO SCREAM RIGHT NOW SO GET ON YOUR FEET THIS IS AN ORDER (incomprehensible screeching)
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
-Mark Twain